Google to Stop Displaying Pictures of Israeli Flags in East Jerusalem and West Bank

A satire?

In response to Airbnb’s decision to not show any listings of rooms owned by Jewish Israelis (ROJI’s) for rental anymore, other technology firms have begun to rethink their position on the subject as well.

Google has decided to ban the display of the Israeli flag at the Kotel, as it harms the sensibilities of Arab Muslims
YouTube will block videos of Jews walking on the Temple Mount, as it is a core issue blocking peace in the region
Vice Media will only refer to Jerusalem as “Al Quds” and the Temple Mount as “The Al Aqsa Compound” to avoid offending 1.8 billion Muslims worldwide
Uber will no longer pick up any Jews in the West Bank
Spotify will only play Arabic songs in the Middle East, to keep the Arab culture pure
Expedia will only list hotels owned by non-Jews in Israel and the West Bank, to show its stance in opposition to Jewish colonialism
Amazon will only sell books which refer to the entirety of Gaza, the West Bank and Israel as “Palestine”
Facebook declared that the pages of Hamas and Islamic Jihad will both be reinstated and that of the Zionist Organization of America will be blocked
Netflix announced the cancellation of “Fauda” and will replace it with a new show called “Jihad”
Apple will no longer buy any Israeli technology companies that help the “occupation”
Microsoft said that it’s Skype program will no longer be available to any Zionists, as determined by an algorithm embedded in its operating system
Intel is working on a patch to its Mobileye business that will disable all safety features if a Jew or Zionist is driving