Bernie Sanders’ New Book: Nazi Germany Had Clean Streets

A satire.

 

In response to the attacks on him about comments he made about Cuba’s Fidel Castro overseeing a great educational system, Senator Bernie Sanders opted to double down with a short book about his top dozen favorite leaders. It is called “Nazi Germany Had Clean Streets.” The Table of Contents is below.

TABLE OF CONTENTS

  1. Libya’s Muammar Gaddafi Eradicated Evil Large Multinational Corporations
  2. Iraq’s Saddam Hussein Significantly Reduced the Size of His Standing Army More Than any Leader in Modern History
  3. Uganda’s Idi Amin Had a Free Public Transportation System, Especially for Jews Entering the Country
  4. Korea’s Kim Jong II Oversaw the Single Largest Decrease in any Country’s Carbon Footprint
  5. Vladimir Lenin Was Efficient at Separating Church and State
  6. China’s Mao Zedong Instituted the Greatest Redistribution of Wealth Over the Past Century
  7. Chile’s Augusto Pinochet Provided Free Child Care
  8. Pol Pot Provided Free Burial Services to Everyone
  9. Hitler Introduced Taxidermy as an After-School Program
  10. Joseph Stalin Had More White People Than Blacks in Prison
  11. Syria’s Bashar al Assad Leveled the Housing Market for Everyone
  12. Finally, My Hero: The Architect of the French Revolution, Maximilien Robespierre, was at the Vanguard of Grass Roots Socialism

When asked by reporters why he didn’t include Israel’s Benjamin Netanyahu in the book, he responded “I cannot find a single positive thing to say about that racist.”


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